'Would you still employ me if I were a worm?': Employee starts talking to his boss like an 'insecure girlfriend,' hilarity ensues

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    Day 1

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    Forehead - Employee: "What do you mean sure??" Boss: "I just mean sure man, that's fine. Employee: "... Are you mad at me??"
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    Day 2

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    Day 3

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    Human body - clever name here I just realized I am in insecure girlfriend 4d ago 793 Reply
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    Font - its_krwn "So what am I? Not good enough for you?" 6d ago 20.4K Reply
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    Human body - Kayvin Ask him "What are we?" 6d ago 2561 Reply
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    Font - Victor Gambino "Wyd? Texting your other workers?" 6d ago 1191 Reply
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    Font - Rachael Elle "But I'm still the best employee you've ever had, right?" 6d ago 2123 Reply
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    Font - ajm "I just think it's funny you have time to critique everyone's work but mine..." 6d ago 611 Reply
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    Font - Boein Sparky Sparky Boom (wo)Man on day 8 or something you should ask if it would bother him if you hung out with old bosses and then whatever the answer is, round it back to this day 6d ago 2662 Reply
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    Font - hey sydney ask him how he felt about you when you first met 6d ago 9 Reply
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    Font - deej "You fired me in my dream last night so we're fighting" 6d ago 18.6K Reply
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    Font - Dillydogga95 "I bet you say that to all the your other employees" 1w ago 82K Reply
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    Human body - k kaya lynn "you must be thinking of your other employee" 1w ago 45.1K Reply
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    Font - ENJI GGennaios "Would you still like me if I worked for a different company" 1w ago 75.1K Reply
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    Human body - Laura Mitchell "If I died, how long would you wait before you replaced me? 1w ago 37.4K Reply
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    Font - Holly Ann "That wasn't me it must've been one of your other little employees" 1w ago 11.5K Reply
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    Font - Toby Juan Jacoby "Did you just call me by your former employee's name?" 1w ago 1735 Reply
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    Font - A A Manhasnoname sooooo what are we doing for my 1 year anniversary with the company?? 1w ago 238 Reply
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    Font - SeekingEyeTarot "come on all the other companies bosses take them out" 1w ago 159 Reply

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